Wednesday, 1 August 2007

You know what I hate?

When you go into a sandwhich shop and ask for a chicken and salad sandwhich on wholemeal or multigrain bread (and as a side note, why the hell don't more shops offer multigrain as a choice???) and they put mayonaise on it!!!!!!!! Argghhh. Did I ask for mayonaise? Did you ask me if I wanted mayonaise? Did you ask me if i wanted to have it drenched in mayonaise????? No the word mayonaise never passed my lips. I was contemplating mustard but thought I would be good and go for plain certainly NOT mayonaise. It's a pity, as it is quite a cute little muffin shop in town that has an old 70's or 80's cafe appeal to it. Perhaps there is my answer. The shop up the road from work does the same. So now with every new shop I go into I will have to appear arrogant and express that my order does not include condiments of any kind unless expressed prior. Especially crappy sloppy fat ridden Kraft condiments.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hate that too. And it is wrong that we should feel arrogant for asking for no sloppy fat on our lunch.

I got another blog btw. Don't know if it automatically shows up. I'm going to just write about my suburban life which gives me a broad scope until I figure what else to do.

Dusty Jo said...

mmmmm mayonnaise ... man i love mayonnaise!

traceyleigh said...

But it has to be GOOD mayonnaise and not that crappy kraft stuff. I like it when it is good quality and when I control the amount :-)

Dusty Jo said...

I can quite honestly say that Norganic Soy Mayonnaise is one of the most delicious taste sensations in the universe!